
FILM YEAR: 2016
Collateral Beauty
Here, sledgehammer-level subtlety's embraced
(RE: the metaphors with which the film is laced).
Through its ill-advised pulse,
Most moments ring false.
A talented cast put to terrible, sinful waste.
Our film reviews are not poetic, they just happen to rhyme.

FILM YEAR: 2016
Here, sledgehammer-level subtlety's embraced
(RE: the metaphors with which the film is laced).
Through its ill-advised pulse,
Most moments ring false.
A talented cast put to terrible, sinful waste.