
FILM YEAR: 1980
Friday the 13th
Camp Crystal Lake used to be a fun place,
Now you're likely to get hacked in the face,
By a psychotic mum,
Getting revenge for her son,
Think she's bad, wait 'til you meet Jase.
Our film reviews are not poetic, they just happen to rhyme.

FILM YEAR: 1980
Camp Crystal Lake used to be a fun place,
Now you're likely to get hacked in the face,
By a psychotic mum,
Getting revenge for her son,
Think she's bad, wait 'til you meet Jase.