Red Riding Hood

In an attempt to cash in on Twilight,

Watch a wolf, not a vamp, killing by night,

The teen romance ship's sinking,

What was Oldman thinking?

Walking out was the only real highlight.

Kellie also went to check it out, here's her thoughts:

Morality will rear its ugly head,

If you put the moves on Little Red,

Not sure why Oldman is here,

But the message is clear:

Have sex and you'll end up dead.