Sucker Punch

Visually stunning, storyline a bore,

Faux-feminism and damn annoying score,

Shutter Island in dress,

Mr Snyder, what a mess! Your film had me running for the door.

Chris Bright was equally un-impressed:

Four hotties and Malone in a fight for their lives,

A quest for freedom, involving lighters and knives?

Inception-style dreaming,

But without any meaning,

The only outcome: fuelling teenage sex-drives.