
FILM YEAR: 2015
Burnt
One good thing: the delicious-looking food porn.
But the rest of the film's deserving of scorn.
Adam's talent doesn't warrant
Behaviour so abhorrent.
The Arrogant Genius schtick just feels dull and worn.
Our film reviews are not poetic, they just happen to rhyme.

FILM YEAR: 2015
One good thing: the delicious-looking food porn.
But the rest of the film's deserving of scorn.
Adam's talent doesn't warrant
Behaviour so abhorrent.
The Arrogant Genius schtick just feels dull and worn.